Because I need something for skanky suit day at the office via
But as my office is a measly two blocks from your huge Downtown store, I find myself in your throes at least twice a month. Many of the outfits make me feel O-L-D.
Corduroy shorts. Seems a little ironic, right? via
However, I feel better when I see women in their 40's shopping right alongside me. Ah, the joys of being surrounded by skyscrapers and office buildings and people with very important jobs.
I felt the least old I have ever felt inside of XXI (ex ex eye? twenty one? what do the kids call it these days?) this afternoon. Ke$ha's "Blow" was blasting (sidebar: just typing that made me lose IQ points) and one employee was insisting to another that Lady Gaga sang it. "Oh, I thought it was Britney," was her coworker's reply. I wanted to school these younguns in my depth of Top 40 Radio Knowledge, but I enjoyed the self-satisfaction of being smarter than a 14th Grader too much to do so. Maybe I do have something on those kids, afterall.